Curse

knives · Nov 23, 2007, 08:04 PM // 20:04

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Originally Posted by X Earth X

You like Donkeys, eh?

One of the few things on the internet that has made me lol in real life. xD

Darkhell153 · Nov 23, 2007, 08:37 PM // 20:37

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Originally Posted by master koa

As many people before me said,

This is not the place for advice. Not at all. Just be yourself, thats all you have to do.

So he shouldn't listen to your advice then, and should instead do something that's going to get him slapped...(actually being himself might get him slapped too)

Edge Martinez · Nov 23, 2007, 09:07 PM // 21:07

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Originally Posted by legobildermike

how can guys tease a girl like that? what can WE do?

Start to hand them a c-note, then take it back.

freaky naughty · Nov 26, 2007, 11:08 PM // 23:08

I agree with the people who say that some have it and others don't. If you look like crap, you can still get girls but you're gonna have to be funny, yet sensitive at the same time which I've personally never seen done. Btw whoever told him to remove Goku, that's actually Gohan........ Goku's son ya know?

RoboJigglypuff · Nov 26, 2007, 11:13 PM // 23:13

I have lots of girl problems D;

big papi · Nov 26, 2007, 11:36 PM // 23:36

the sooner you start to realize girls are not real people the sooner your problems will end

RoboJigglypuff · Nov 26, 2007, 11:46 PM // 23:46

So...what are they then?

big papi · Nov 26, 2007, 11:53 PM // 23:53

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Originally Posted by RoboJigglypuff

So...what are they then?

a hole

12 characters

Nevin · Nov 26, 2007, 11:55 PM // 23:55

Girls can be shallow.. 90% of them that is. It doesn't matter how funny you are or clever. If you don't know how to present yourself, you won't get anywhere. They look at the book's cover before reading it.

Personally try to find a style for yourself that can express who you are and what you do. No, Linkin Park T-shirts, slipknot sweatbands, and hottopic raver pants do not achieve that. Be original, and unique- That is if you want to get a thoughtful and intriguing girl. If you just want some bimbo, then throw on a collar shirt, spike your hair, and look like you spend every other night out partying at some fashionable club.

RoboJigglypuff · Nov 26, 2007, 11:59 PM // 23:59

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Originally Posted by Nevin

Girls can be shallow.. 90% of them that is. It doesn't matter how funny you are or clever. If you don't know how to present yourself, you won't get anywhere. They look at the book's cover before reading it.

Personally try to find a style for yourself that can express who you are and what you do. No, Linkin Park T-shirts, slipknot sweatbands, and hottopic raver pants do not achieve that. Be original, and unique- That is if you want to get a thoughtful and intriguing girl. If you just want some bimbo, then throw on a collar shirt, spike your hair, and look like you spend every other night out partying at some fashionable club.

holy crap, you just described 1/4 of the dudes I have went to school with.

VanDamselx · Nov 27, 2007, 12:08 AM // 00:08

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Originally Posted by Nevin

Girls can be shallow.. 90% of them that is. It doesn't matter how funny you are or clever. If you don't know how to present yourself, you won't get anywhere. They look at the book's cover before reading it.

The same can be said about guys as well.No one wants to date someone that doesn't take care of themselves physically (I'm not talking about muscles or anything, I'm talking about some simple things like cleaning out your ear wax, plucking nose hair and brushing your teeth). Honestly, I feel like I have to be attracted to the person I'm dating physically, but I have to be attracted to them mentally as well. My boyfriend is my ideal package: I think he's incredibly hot and he's so smart and funny. Other people may not think so, but I do

Nevin · Nov 27, 2007, 12:13 AM // 00:13

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Originally Posted by booooYA

The same can be said about guys as well.No one wants to date someone that doesn't take care of themselves physically (I'm not talking about muscles or anything, I'm talking about some simple things like cleaning out your ear wax, plucking nose hair and brushing your teeth). Honestly, I feel like I have to be attracted to the person I'm dating physically, but I have to be attracted to them mentally as well. My boyfriend is my ideal package: I think he's incredibly hot and he's so smart and funny. Other people may not think so, but I do

I'm generally talking about highschool, you know before people actually learn what it means to like a person for more then that person's reputation.

Accursed · Nov 27, 2007, 12:16 AM // 00:16

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Originally Posted by Nevin

Girls can be shallow.. 90% of them that is. It doesn't matter how funny you are or clever. If you don't know how to present yourself, you won't get anywhere. They look at the book's cover before reading it.

Personally try to find a style for yourself that can express who you are and what you do. No, Linkin Park T-shirts, slipknot sweatbands, and hottopic raver pants do not achieve that. Be original, and unique- That is if you want to get a thoughtful and intriguing girl. If you just want some bimbo, then throw on a collar shirt, spike your hair, and look like you spend every other night out partying at some fashionable club.

rofl u just described my best friend in that last sentenace.. the guy who went out with about 7 girls this year LOL

anyways, just be yourself. girls LOVE humor, so try to be funny... doesn't matter if u trip and fall because it still makes them laugh

for example:
today I walked to the teacher confused about the assignment... had a chat, then went to go back to my seat, but bumped into the filing cabinent

(bye bye files)
all the girlz laugh, which is a good thing!
btw don't go on the internet looking up 'girl advice'

kkthxbai

RoboJigglypuff · Nov 27, 2007, 12:33 AM // 00:33

^ Epic Example. Best yet.

VanDamselx · Nov 27, 2007, 12:50 AM // 00:50

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Originally Posted by Nevin

I'm generally talking about highschool, you know before people actually learn what it means to like a person for more then that person's reputation.

Yeah I suppose you're right. We started dating when I was in 8th grade and he was in 10th. Now I'm a freshman in college and he's a junior

The Real Roy Keane · Nov 27, 2007, 01:20 AM // 01:20

Once again: asking for advice on an online video game forum is not a good idea.

Snow Bunny · Nov 27, 2007, 01:58 AM // 01:58

Be arrogant, make fun of them, have an irish accent, and speak gaelic, chinese, and german.

works for me.

Darkhell153 · Nov 27, 2007, 02:30 AM // 02:30

Right, here's the best idea yet...if you don't want to get slapped, whacked, beaten, and eventually poked with a stick till you die...do not ask for asistance with girls on an online forum, it can get nasty if they find out.

Lasareth · Nov 27, 2007, 02:36 AM // 02:36

Girls won't act like they're interested but they'll stalk the hell out of you on facebook.

True story.

big papi · Nov 27, 2007, 02:53 AM // 02:53

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Originally Posted by Lasareth

Girls won't act like they're interested but they'll stalk the hell out of you on facebook.

True story.

made me "lol"...its so true

but to be honest i see excessive amounts of creepiness and stalking on facebook from guys more so then girls